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PSYCHOHOLICS
GENUINE HOMEMADE POO™

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Tim Poo™ $29.95 per ounce
Tim released these fudgy hostages.
Charlie Poo™ $29.95 per ounce.
His Poo™ has written 24 Psychoholics™ songs!
Steve Poo™ $329.95 per ounce
The most fragrant of any Psychoholics™ Poo!

Vince Poo COMING SOON

NEW! Doug Poo
! $48.50 per ounce

STILL AVAILABLE:

Barbara Poo $4800.95
Doesn't stink!

OUT OF STOCK

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and receive
1 lb of Alvin Poo™ absolutely FREE!

Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Not available in Utah or Canada. Shipping and handling charges may apply. Provided for entertainment purposes only. Must be 18 or older. Kids, get your parents' permission before calling. Read and follow all package directions. Any similarities to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Except for leap years. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. You may lose all or part of your investment. Not to be taken internally. Celebrity voices impersonated. Not to be used in conjunction with Psychoholics™ brand products. Your mileage may vary. If you lived here, you'd be home now. Some assembly required. Use caution when operating motor vehicles. Not to be taken internally (except by Lakers fans). If ingested, contact poison control center immediately. The opinions expressed here do not necessarily reflect those of the Psychoholics band members, their families, or any of their affiliates. Safe when used as directed.