Try to come up with a good caption and submit it to us. The winner gets some weird prize worth somewhere in the neighborhood of $1.78. ENTER THE CONTEST ALSO: When you enter you MUST give a REAL email address. Otherwise, how am I gonna notify you if you do win?
Orlando Police arrested former Disney President Michael Eisner today and charged him with solicitation of a minor. A total of 3 charges were leveled at Mr Eisner including: 2. Theft of a Donald Duck costume from Disneyworld. 3. Impersonating a Vending Machine at the local McDonalds. -Patrick Deck

PREVIOUS CONTEST WINNERS
CONTEST XXV

{singing}One...singular sensation every little step he takes! Now everybody! {kicking in time}
Heeeeeeeee's theeeeeeeee {deep breath} WAWAWAWAWAWAWA ONE!
-Barbara

CONTEST XXIV

"Nick Nolte turned me on to this really great hair dresser.
Don King, eat your heart out!"
- Dave James on Bass

CONTEST XXIII

"Hey! This is my dip can!"
-Jay Brown

CONTEST XXII

Lord of the Flies II: 40 Years Later
-Eloi